Christmas is not for jews.
Posted on Dec 27, 2010 at 1AM
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So I love my family. Don’t get me wrong they are all wonderful people.
But when I make plans to go see them for the holidays I want it to be kind of short and sweet.
I go up the the party for a few hours and I just chill and then I stay the night and go home with my parents.
But NOOOO it has to fucking snow. So now I’m stuck in upstate New York.
Damn. I just want to go back to New York City. Real New York and shit. The fact that upstate NY even gets to be called New York pisses me off. When I say New York I’m referring to New York City, but sometimes that doesn’t get through to people so they’re like “which part of new york?” Damnn.. fucking new york politics.
I don’t even like christmas. I’m a jew. I buy people holiday presents.
I hate how green and red look together.
